“I have osteoporosis and scoliosis. I also had a compression fracture in my spine several years ago. Since then I had a lot of pain in my back, so that often just standing or walking even a short distance was really miserable.
Since working with Lauren the pain is almost all gone – some days all gone. Recently, we went to see the falls out in the North Umpqua and I was able to climb up a very challenging trail to see Watson’s Falls and photograph it with no pain. It was incredible! Never thought I could do it again."
~ Lynne C.
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Releasing the body from Defense Physiology and replacing the Breath of the Soul.
"Yesterday Lauren performed this process on me. We did it because I had been explaining how I have a hard time sleeping more than 2-3 hours a night.
Last night I went to bed around 10:30 or 11. And, usually, I can't fall asleep until 3am, but I feel asleep almost immediately. Not only did I fall asleep, but I slept through the whole night. It was the BEST that I have ever slept! When my alarm went off this morning it was 9am, where as I am normally up at 7:30 with my fiance. I had to really think to remember if he had said "goodbye" when he had left for work. I had slept so soundly.
I have tried teas, warm milk and over the counter sleep aids in the past. Nothing has ever worked as well as this."
~ Heather W.
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Whole Body Vibration Machine
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"I am honored to write this testimonial for the "Vibrator" - it has helped give my right knee relief from arthritis. I have had a painful knee for about 8 years and had spent most of my up-right time kooning and coddling it, until now. I can attest to this delightful happening! I am, consequently, a believer in this technology.
The room, atmosphere and people are delightful!"
~ Carol H.
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“I have been using the “jiggle” machine for about 4 weeks now and the results are great. I have to go to my closet for the next smaller size now. I am firmer, but I have a long way to go. This is very encouraging. I have a lot more energy and my attitude is better. Thank you for this kind of treatment.”
~ Pat J.
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"Since I started using the machine I have lost over 11 inches and 4 pounds! My stamina is better and so is my endurance (which has never been good). A good example of that is now I can climb over the bleacher benches to the top without getting winded or feeling like I am going to fall.
Another awesome indicator is how my bra fits. Some of you ladies will understand when I talk about the hated bra extender... Well, this morning I was able to take mine off! Yahoo!
I used to be so thankful that my stretch jeans were strreeeetcchh jeans. Now I can grab a handful of the leg at each hip/thigh area! I can feel my body getting toned. It's firmer than it's been in decades.
I'm so excited about how this has made me feel and the progress that I've made. I want everyone to try it!
~ Mary H.
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Detoxification Ionic Footbath
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"After approximately 10 minutes all lower back pain was gone after tingling. I felt very relaxed almost immediately. Thank you so much."
~ Terri F.
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“I have just completed my 3rd foot bath. When I started I had severe heel pain. I thought the pain was from being on my feet all day. Then, after my 1st foot bath, my feet have not hurt at all. Wow! What a relief! And I still feel great! Thank you."
~ Mona G.
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Products
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Ultimate Healing Cream
"At first, my husband used it on shoulder pain that he's had for 25 years, from an injury, and within three days it was gone. It does tend to come back, once in a while, he puts it on and it's gone again. So that has been the most relief he has had in all these years. And that was amazing to us." "I was getting sharp pains along my forefingers, my thumbs. I discovered Tropi-Ceel Products about three or four months ago and I've been using it ever since. I'm very excited about what it's doing for me, on a personal level. As a massage therapist, I've found the Tropi-Ceel product to be the best massage lotion I've ever used." "I am a diabetic and I have plantar fasciitis in my feet, also restless leg syndrome. The more he talked, the more I thought: 'This is snake oil. This is not going to work. This should be sold off the back of a wagon. He said 'Put some on your heels,' and I did that and in less than ten minutes the pain was gone! I would get dressed up to go to church and I'd have to wear tennis shoes. I had these ugly tennis shoes with a spring in the heel. It was the only thing I could wear. Now, I can wear dress shoes. I can sleep at night. I don't have restless leg syndrome and the plantar fasciitis, I think it's still there, but it's not near as painful and a lot of times I have no pain whatsoever... as long as I'm using the cream."
- Dr. Lauren Schroeder
- Jim M.
- Joyce B.
Metagenics
"Your product is the best I have tried. My energy level has gone up drastically and my all around health I feel has improved.Thank you, Metagenics, you have made a big difference in my life."
- Patty R.,
Dr. Natura - Colonix and Toxinout
"I have successfully completed three months of Colonix and one month of Toxinout as of today. I would like to list all that I have lost while on these programs: about 30 pounds, bad body odor, skin problems including dryness, face and back acne, insomnia, Attention Deficit Disorder, drinking problems, chronic lethargy, sugar addiction, stunted hair growth, bad breath, breathing problems, lack of energy to play with my kids, depression, the inability to plan/dream about my future, bad posture, lack of self-control, severe mood swings, the ability to nag my dear husband endlessly, and more.
These products, this site, and the testimonials from my fellow ‘detoxers’ have made me feel that I am the best me that I can be. And in the end, that is all that I really ever wanted."
- K. R.
General
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“I have come to the clinic. So warm and friendly. I’ve benefitted so much from the K-1 (Whole Body Vibration Machine), Detox Foot Bath, the Scenar, and the exercise trampoline (Cellerciser).
Beautifying. Healing. Creating Fitness. I’m sold."
~ Barbara M.